Sean Ripple

Overwhelmed by His Inadequacies, the Ape Rages Impotently

Inadequacies include, but are not limited to:

1. Doesn’t know how to properly prune a grapefruit tree
2. Doesn’t know how to keep his front yard grass alive
3. Struggles with changing the tubes for his bicycle tires
4. Has little to no technical knowledge
5. Makes very little money
6. Is easily confused
7. Has to spend an excessive amount of time on tasks that others find simple
8. Has trouble recognizing the obvious
9. Has no discernible talents or skills
10. Is often impatient with others
11. Is unable to put away many bad habits
12. Isn’t much of a scholar and really doesn’t care to be, but feels guilty about this

more to come…

The Ape's Distant Relative

The Ape's Distant Relative