Peformed in 2008 in the parking lot of Salvage Vanguard Theatre for the Fusebox Festival

The public was invited to come and watch me perform from 12:30 PM-1:00 PM. However, when they arrived, all that was there was a chair with a sign which read, “Thanks for coming… hope you can stick around for awhile… I’d like to see you.”

I was standing a block away from the parking lot of Salvage Vanguard waiting to make my entrance and see who had come to watch the performance. At 12:50 PM, I began walking to the parking lot of Salvage Vanguard. When Salvage Vanguard was within view, I closed my eyes, put my hand over my eyes, and slowly/carefully walked to the chair. To get my bearings, I had to cheat a few times by looking down at my feet to make sure I was moving in the right direction. I made my way to the chair, sat down, raised my head up, uncovered my eyes, and opened them. Approximately seven people were in the audience.